| | I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. |
| | Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear. |
| | So what haven't you been told tonight? |
| | Please help the homeless. Take me home with you. |
| | What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
| | Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. |
| | See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
| | I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you? |
| | Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. |
| | What do you know about this place? |
| | Would you like to lick my cleavage - after i accidentally spilt a drink on a girl? |
| | Do you come here often, would you like to? *while holding genitalia* |
| | Dance? |
| | If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
| | What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? |
| | You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line. |
| | I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. |
| | Is your name Gillette? because you're the best a man can get. |
| | Wow, I can't believe that guy had the nerve to hit on you! You shouldn't wste your time on losers like that.....so you wanna ..like get lunch or something? |
| | Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
| | Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them. |
| | Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me! |
| | Are you Jamaican? 'Cause ja makin' me crazy. |
| | If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK |
| | Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man? |
| | I'm good at math, U+I=69 |
| | If beauty was crime, you'd be in for life |
| | I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you |
| | Do I know you? That's a shame. I'd like to. |
| | I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue. |
| | If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? |
| | You're like a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you.... |
| | Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? |
| | You're so hot, your ass is on fire. |
| | I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you |
| | Fat Penguin! …. I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. |
| | So what do you do? I'm a lawyer and i'm trained to get you off. |
| | Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child? |
| | I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? |
| | I'm going outside to make out: care to join me? |
| | Hey beautiful, let's have more babies than we can feed. |
| | My mother told me about boys like you |
| | Would you like to share my knickerbocker glory |
| | My alarm makes the most interesting noise when it goes off in the morning. Would you like to come over and hear it? |
| | Where did you get that (fill in the blank)? I'd like to get one like it. |
| | You tired? You been running through my mind all night! |
| | do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? |
| | Do you like blue berries or bananas? I want to know what to get for the pancakes I'll make you in the morning. |
| | Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? |