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10 Pickup Lines That Will Never Work  
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Tags: Worst, Pick-up, Lines, Words, Say, Said, Men, Women, Ever, Never

These are the absolute worst pickup lines to try and use.

1.	I'm drunk.
2.	I'm horny.
3.	I just threw up.
4.	Can I lick your boots?
5.	Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
6.	I think about you when I masturbate.
7.	Do you mind if I'm married?
8.	You're ugly but you intrigue me.
9.	You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
10.	Nice shoes, let's fuck.

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Comments: U R right! These would never work! Comment by: Medits I don't think anyone has ever said these lines! Comment by: bee_hunter