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How to Get a Guy to Stop Calling You
HOW TO 
Tags: Stop Calling, Dating
"You Make Me Wanna Throw My Pager Out The Window; Tell MCI To Cut The Phone Calls" Feeling like Beyonce? Get him to stop calling you by taking the advice on this list.
| 1. | Adopt poor cell phone etiquette: Make him repeat everything two or three times, then respond with a disappointed "oh." Have side conversations with people in the same room while he's still on the line, or better yet, eat noisily while he's talking. |
| 2. | Tell him you're so glad you finally found someone who likes talking on the phone so much, since your ex-boyfriend only called like three times a day. Proceed to tell a long story about how you had to argue with the shoe salesman over the price of the fabulous Gucci boots you bought earlier today. |
| 3. | Agree to meet with him. Looking as unattractive as you are willing to be seen in public, order a lot of expensive food and drinks. Complain about the restaurant while stuffing your face. Go to the bathroom whenever he begins to tell a story. |
| 4. | Tell him you are awfully sorry, but you aren't attracted to men anymore, and this is beyond your control. And no, your new girlfriend does not want anything to do with him. If you don't want to do this, then tell him you have a boyfriend and he's a professional bodybuilder. |
| 5. | Talk about very personal things with him, like your period or what your ex boyfriend liked to do in bed. |
| 6. | Block his number. |
| 7. | Finally, if all else fails, tell him honestly that his calling too much is really hindering your liking him at all, and that more calls will not change that. |
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