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Top Saturday Night Live Quotes
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Jane, you ignorant slut.

I got a FEVER! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL!

I live in a van down by the river

Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore.

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger,cheeseburger,cheesebuer.....

East and West Germany got together Tuesday afternoon for a quickie but it didn’t work and they once again agreed to see other countries.

In health news, scientists have announced the invention of a women’s condom. The condom works by fitting snugly over a woman’s wine glass.

Turd Fergusen

We're two wild and crazy guys

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