| | Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - "The Princess Bride" |
| | You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Brody in "Jaws" |
| | Asps. Very dangerous. You go first. - Sallah, "Raiders of the Lost Ark" |
| | Hello Georgeous - Fanny Brice in "Funny Girl" |
| | I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?... By choice, man! - Lloyd Dobler and Joe in "Say Anything" |
| | Why do you eat that stuff? There's no food in your food. - Constance in "Say Anything" |
| | You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. - Miracle Max in "The Princess Bride" |
| | Help me help you - Jerry Maguire |
| | Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself! - Mayor in "A Nightmare Before Christmas" |
| | I don't know if I agree with your detective work there Lou. - Marge Gunderson in "Fargo" |
| | He didn’t fall? INCONCEIVABLE.... You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. - Vizzini and Inigo Montoya in "The Princess Bride" |
| | I make and I sell soap - Tyler Durden from "Fight Club" |
| | A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! - Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Carribean" |
| | I was in the hall. I know, because I was there. - Wadsworth in "Clue" |
| | Oh, I saw. Very American. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target. - Allan Quatermain in "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" |
| | Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? - Jayne Cobb in "Serenity" |
| | Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong. - "Out Cold" |
| | We're all gonna die and I'm never gonna get my license! -- in "E.T." |
| | What keeps me up at nights is the thought that these kids are going to be the ones who take care of us when we're old… I wouldn't count on it - Carl and Principal Vernon in "The Breakfast Club" |
| | You're not Superman, you know. - Aunt May to Peter Parker in "Spiderman" |
| | I carried a melon - Baby in "Dirty Dancing" |
| | So, Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, I could go look at my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the 90's and traveled back to the Sixties? ...Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed... ...I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself. [to camera] And, you too. - Austin and Basil in "Austin Powers" |
| | This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress. - JD to Veronica in "Heathers". |
| | Mr. Cotton's Parrot... same question. - Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" |
| | Disappear tall person. - Zeke Baylor in "High School Musical" |
| | As you wish - The Princess Bride |
| | Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room! - President Merkin Muffley in "Dr. Strangelove or How I Learn to Love the Bomb" |
| | It's a four-ton truck, Tyrone. It's not a Sosa packet of fu**ing peanuts, is it? - Vinny in "Snatch" |
| | It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse things come from behind you. - Vinny in "Snatch" |
| | I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? - Wayne Campbell in "Wayne's World" |
| | I'm pregnant...pass the peas. - Molly Ringwold in "For Keeps" |
| | I'm not even supposed to be here today. - Dante in "Clerks" |
| | I'm 12 years old. In the caveman days I'd be having children of my own… That's called progress. - Alice Marshall and James Marshall in "Air Force One" |
| | I've been handing out assignments and the kids turn them in and everything. It's almost like school in there. - Freddy Shoop in "Summer School " |
| | The law is coming! You tell them I'm coming . . . and Hell's coming with me! You hear?! Hell's coming with me! - Wyatt Earp in "Tombstone" |
| | We're on a mission from God. - Jake and Elwood Blues in "The Blues Brothers" |
| | I wouldn't give you two cents for a dame without a temper. - Roy Earle in "High Sierra" |
| | I can't believe I gave him my panties. - Molly Ringwald in "Sixteen Candles" |
| | I'm walking here! - Ratso Rizzo in "Midnight Cowboy" |
| | Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though. About yourself. Quid pro quo. Yes or no? - Hannibal Lector, Silence of the Lambs |