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Signs the Easter Bunny May Not Be Real  
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Tags: Easter, Bunny, Fake, Real, Not, Rabbit, Dead, Funny, Amusing

We hate to break this to you, but the evidence appears to be mounting....

	He looks like Santa Claus with a body beard.
	Santa has a sleigh. How does the Easter Bunny get around? Eight tiny heads of lettuce?
	Every time you see him in the Mall he smells like a different brand of whiskey.
	Chocolates left behind are inscribed "Made in China".
	You know your pa shoots every rabbit he sees.... yet the eggs keep coming.
	The last time a large furry thing walked through your house, he was charged him with breaking and entering.
	Your parents seem to know EXACTLY where the eggs are.
	Well he was real, until your Mom hit him with the car a few years back.
	Rabbits don't lay eggs.

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