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"Candy canes? Are you mocking me?" Quotes from House, M.D.
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House, also known as House, M.D., is a critically-acclaimed American medical drama television series created by David Shore and executive produced by film director Bryan Singer. House stars English actor Hugh Laurie as the American title character. Here are some quotes from the smug doctor.
| | A patient comes because she's sleeping 16 hours a day, and it takes ten doctors and a coma to diagnose sleeping sickness. |
| | You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking. |
| | Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money. |
| | Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot. |
| | The Cripple Boys. We should start a band. |
| | How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts? |
| | He peed on me! |
| | Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby? |
| | Read less, more TV. |
| | That's absurd. I love it. |
| | Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, don't you think? |
| | I find your interest interesting. |
| | Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that. |
| | Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up. |
| | I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce. |
| | So there I was, in the clinic, drunk, so I opened the drawer, closed my eyes, grabbed the first syringe I could find... |
| | Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to hide steroid use. |
| | I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math. |
| | Fascinating story. Did you think about adapting it to the stage? |
| | You don't want to burden him because you were such a lousy dad. |
| | I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line? |
| | Sorry, I missed that. White count's been down since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head. |
| | You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a...I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor. |
| | Would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? Makes sex better. Shoulda seen her in the last months of our relationship. Lot of guilt. Lot of screaming. |
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