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What Your Boss Really Means
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Tags: job, work, career, boss, interpretation, confusion, analysis
Here is a list from GQ of what your boss may say and what he really means.
| | "There's an element in your salary to reflect these duties." = "You will find it just after the decimal point." |
| | "An attractive package of benefits..." = "Free tea and coffee are both attractive and beneficial." |
| | "Let's take this to the next level." = "We'll just do whatever it is we normally do." |
| | "It's a chance to gain depth of experience." = "It's not a promotion." |
| | "I'd like you to take ownership of this project." = "My problem is now your problem." |
| | "We believe in a flexible working culture here." = "Your weekends are no longer your own." |
| | "We have researched this market in depth." = "We have used both Google and Yahoo!" |
| | "With all due respect..." = "With no respect whatsoever..." |
| | "He has an incredible breadth of experience." = "He has been in the same job for 20 years." |
| | "Simon here is one of our high-fliers." = "Meet your new boss." |
| | "Anthony here is the office comedian." = "Anthony here is the office joke." |
| | "Bob here is a real character." = "Bob drinks." |
| | "It's educational and well worth the money" = It's a waste of time (TrailerGuyBob) |
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