| 1. | Angelina Jolie - no introduction needed |
| 2. | Heidi Klum - Seal must be the man! |
| 3. | Paris Hilton - no introduction either (since you obviously have the internet if you're reading this) |
| 4. | Charlize Theron - see anything but "Monster" |
| 5. | Halle Berry - could easily be No. 1, just been there too many times before |
| 6. | Teri Hatcher - real and spectacular from "Seinfeld," oh and maybe you've heard of "Desperate Housewives" |
| 7. | Keira Knightly - you have to love the accent (and for the more superficial, that body) |
| 8. | Eva Longoria - ugh, she is drop dead gorgeous all the time |
| 9. | Scarlett Johansson - still begging to do a nude scene in a movie, what's wrong with these directors? |
| 10. | Jessica Alba - hold on, I am moving her up the list right now |
| 11. | Jennifer Garner - kickass actress from "Alias" |
| 12. | Lindsay Lohan - fortunately, we have many years to find out if they are real |
| 13. | Emmanuelle Chriqui - the gorgeous Sloan from the best show on TV, "Entourage" |
| 14. | Salma Hayek - did she find the fountain of youth? |
| 15. | Jamie-Lynn DiScala - from Sopranos |
| 16. | Pamela Anderson - the original Paris Hilton and "Baywatch" babe |
| 17. | Cameron Diaz - she'd be higher if she stuck to being a blonde |
| 18. | Leeann Tweeden - Spanish model and TV personality |
| 19. | Mariah Carey - she can still rock it, in more ways than one |
| 20. | Jessica Simpson - the new Madonna (minus the brain) |
| 21. | Gwen Stefani - is she really almost 40 years old? that is completely unbelievable - I am moving her up the list right now also |
| 22. | Beyonce Knowles - got 99 problems but a... |
| 23. | Carmen Electra - she's single again! |
| 24. | Maria Sharapova - the hottest athlete in the world (Anna Kournikova isn't an athlete) |
| 25. | Jennifer Love Hewitt - the only reason anyone could possibly be watching "Ghost Whisperer" on Friday night |
| 26. | Jessica Biel - wow, just wow |
| 27. | Natalie Portman - any Star Wars nerd like me will agree she could be No. 1 |
| 28. | Anna Kournikova - I am convinced she is the only reason World Team Tennis is shown on HDTV |
| 29. | Brooke Burke - she could easily be No. 1 also, just doesn't do anything -- ever! |
| 30. | Jenna Jameson - Tito Ortiz is my hero |
| 31. | Alyssa Milano - from "Who's the Boss" and "Charmed" |
| 32. | Vida Guerra - known for being a music video hottie, i.e. Kayne West "The New Workout Plan" |
| 33. | Christina Aguilera - liked her better as an innocent blonde but can def deal with the naughty version |
| 34. | Kristin Kreuk - Superman's new love interest in "Smallville" |
| 35. | Faith Hill - the hottest country singer, maybe EVER! |
| 36. | Jennifer Lopez - if you have something for Latina women, she is your lady |
| 37. | Kate Hudson - had that one big year, but still as hot as she was then |
| 38. | The Olsen Twins - I can't tell them apart, but one is still hot and one is too thin |
| 39. | Shania Twain - used to be the hottest "country" singer |
| 40. | Evangeline Lilly - the only reason I put up with the crap writers of "Lost" |
| 41. | Beth Ostrocky - good enough for Howard Stern, good enough for me |
| 42. | Mandy Moore - stock rose after her appearances on "Entourage" |
| 43. | Josie Maran - associated with Maybelline and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition |
| 44. | Adriana Lima - the second hottest Victoria Secret model |
| 45. | Reese Witherspoon - the perfect definition of a southern bell |
| 46. | Jennifer Aniston - she is getting even hotter than she was on "Freinds" |
| 47. | Tara Reid - actually I think she may be heading down this list |
| 48. | Maggie Grace - blonde killed off in "Lost" |
| 49. | Elizabeth Hurley - another one of those people that seem to never get any older (or less hot) |
| 50. | Anna Benson - model and wife of New York Mets pitcher Kris Benson |
| 51. | Mischa Barton - the O.C. tanked becasue she wasn't on it so guys weren't watching anymore |
| 52. | Eva Mendes - seems to be getting so close but never quite making that leap into full fledged stardom and hottness |
| 53. | Jenny McCarthy - her personality makes her even sexier |
| 54. | Lindsay Clubine - Get Out! |
| 55. | Katherine Heigl - the only reason I will watch "Grey's Anatomy" with my girlfriend |
| 56. | Lucy Liu - the most gorgeous Asian woman ever to grace the screen |
| 57. | Jennie Finch - the 3rd hottest athlete |
| 58. | Maggie Gyllenhaal - the nest great actress (comparable to Julia Roberts) |
| 59. | Tricia Helfer - she would kick your ass (if only it was in the bedroom) |
| 60. | Julia Roberts - still the prettiest actress in the world |
| 61. | Kelly Ripa - makes me want to cover the other left half of my TV screen in the morning |
| 62. | Kristen Bell - the new hotter and sexier blonde on Heroes, cya Hayden |
| 63. | Shane Stirling - TPIR model |
| 64. | Brandi Sherwood - The Price is Right model |
| 65. | Lindsay Clubine - host of HDNet's "Get Out" and NBC "Deal or No Deal" girl and the only reason I watch that channel and thats game show |
| 66. | Diane Kruger - actress from Troy and National Treasure |
| 67. | Minka Kelly - great show, great girl |
| 68. | Beau Garrett - actress from HBO show "Entourage" that sleeps with Vince on the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live (and hot blonde from movie "Turistas") ... if she's good enough for Vince she's good enough for me |
| 69. | Blake Lively - the only reason my girlfriend can make me watch "Gossip Girl" |