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Really Bad Jokes
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Here are some really corny, bad jokes that will still put a smile on your face. Add some of your favorite jokes.

Why were the suspenders arrested? For holding up a pair of pants

What do termites eat for breakfast? Oakmeal

What did God say to the man on the moon? Kneel Armstrong

What do bees do when they don't want to drive? Wait at the buzz stop

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle

Why did the one-handed man cross the road? Because the second hand store was across the street

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick

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