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Hilarious Quotes From 'The Office'  
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Here is a list of hilarious quote from the TV comedy "The Office". Does anyone have any other favorites they would like to add?

	Jan Levinson-Gould: Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time. Michael Scott: Oh yeah, when have you ever done that? Jan Levinson-Gould: I'm doing it right now, to you.
	Jim Halpert: (to Dwight) God, this is so sad, this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.
	Michael Scott: TMI? Too Much Information. It’s just easier to say "TMI". I used to say "don't go there", but that's lame.
	Michael Scott: Do I want to be feared or loved? Um... easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me
	Michael Scott: I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments, and that is when it's nice to let them know that you could beat them up.
	Pam Beesley: Well, last year my performance started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds. So I'm not really sure what to expect.
	Jim Halpert: Today is Thursday, and Dwight thinks it's Friday, and that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.
	Michael Scott: There's always a distance between a boss and the employees, its just nature's rule. It's intimidation mostly. It's the awareness that they are not me.
	Michael Scott: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say 'Hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.'
	Pam Beesley: I'm guessing Angela is the one in the neighborhood that gives the trick-or-treaters toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.
	Michael Scott: [in reference to Todd Packer] One time, as a joke, he banged every girl in the office. It was hilarious.

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