| 1. | They say “Wine is Satan’s falcon,”; apparently he uses it in hunting men! |
| 2. | Women are like the fish in the sea, they are the ones who give life to the sea, that make the sea joyful. |
| 3. | My dear Tartini, one’s life is so sweet and precious that even honey tastes like salt in comparison! |
| 4. | A body without wine is like a dessert without sugar. A pale woman can only be coloured with lipstick and rouge, and a pale man can only be coloured with wine! |
| 5. | Don’t forget that the boat and the water are in love with each other; you should never let them on their own; lo and behold, they have made an agreement with the wind and gone off on their honeymoon! |
| 6. | Insult is a monstrous scorpion, and compliment is a likeable nightingale; one stings mercilessly, and the other sings sweetly. |
| 7. | Like a broken vase does not fear of breaking once more, my broken heart is not affected by your hurting words anymore! |
| 8. | A stomach without bread and a purse without gold have led to so many revolutions in history. |
| 9. | What a hungry fox constantly dreams of is a chicken! |
| 10. | Oleanders have attractive flowers, they decorate nature beautifully, but they are poisonous; and a woman is an oleander; it’s all right to watch her once in a while, but then you must walk away without touching her; if you ever try to taste her even once, you’ll head for hell! |
| 11. | You see only the cat’s paw, Signor Tartini, whereas I see the sharp claws hidden in that paw!.. |
| 12. | Women are like fire; they warm you from afar, and when you enter into them they burn you to ashes! |
| 13. | Mankind has invented the mirror in vain, for there’s nobody in this world who looks into the mirror and sees himself as he truly is; each person has his own mirror hidden in his own mind and he can’t see more than what that mirror in his mind reflects! |
| 14. | A worthless servant is more popular than his master! This means that the apocalypse mentioned in the Bible is near at hand! |
| 15. | A female ship should slowly go to dock when she sees a male harbour, for this is the most natural thing to do! |
| 16. | Is it possible to take river water back after it has mixed into the sea? The river and the sea are united and one now. |
| 17. | What binds a wife to her husband is neither magic, nor a priest, nor love! What makes this possible is only silver coins! A woman’s heart is like a candle, my friend. As long as the money wick keeps burning, her heart stays warm. But when the wick burns down, her love is extinguished! |
| 18. | Your wife has deserted you, but you’ll find a new one; whereas, soon my wits will desert me, and for this there is no remedy. |
| 19. | Anyway, two men hugging each other is against nature. A ram should not hug another ram, and a he-goat should not hug another he-goat! Let a he-dog embrace a she-dog, and let a female cattle hug a bull, but a stallion should not embrace another stallion, and a cock should not reach for another cock! |
| 20. | A woman and a man are like the sheet and the quilt. Since we happen to be the quilts, we need to have clean sheets. |
| 21. | This is a world of the hunters and the hunted, signorina. Tonight you are the prey and I am the hunter! |
| 22. | Don’t forget that birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. |