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Why Are You Late? - Bad Excuses for Getting Out of Work   Add to wiki
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Tags: Work, Time off, Sickness, Death, Lateness

I would think twice before using any of these tiered excuses!

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  • Stomach illness
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  • Child colored on the home's walls
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  • Child threw a temper tantrum
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  • Had to fix family breakfast
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  • Unexpectedly need to accompany child on school field trip
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  • my cat died
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  • my cat got sick and I had to stay home and clean up after it.
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  • I have a pimple on my face and I didn't want anyone to see it.
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  • My dog was playing with my keys and lost them.
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  • it's to hot to work.
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  • Hung over from parting too much
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  • Starbucks had a huge line
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  • The girl you met last night wouldnt leave your house
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  • Had to get your morning mcmuffin and there was a huge line
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  • Alarm didn't go off
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  • Overslept
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  • Forgot to set alarm
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  • Went to bed late
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  • Didn't have any clean clothes
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  • feel a cold coming on...
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  • monday night football
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  • the dog ran away
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  • drying my hair
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  • My dog was sick.
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  • I woke up and thought it was saturday so I went back to bed.
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  • I have really bad cramps today.
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  • My daughter just told me she was getting a divorce and needed me to stay home with her.
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  • Lost myself on the way to work
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  • There's a strike of the bus drivers
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  • I've been working late this week, that's why I haven't come in the morning
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  • no hot water
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  • gas prices
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  • stayed up too late watching television
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  • saw a friend in the coffee shop and had to visit
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  • early bird sale at favorite store
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  • just needed extra sleep
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  • Hey, haven't you ever just slept five minutes late, and had it throw off your whole day?
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  • Damned electricity went out, and my battery in the cell phone was also dead so the backup alarm didn't go off either.
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  • My husband was horny and I haven't been laid in so long that I just couldn't say no.
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  • My babysitter died.
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  • I needed a mental health day.
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  • Why work today when I can always come to work tomorrow?
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  • You really hate your boss
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  • Got a paper cut
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  • Claim you have a rash and have to go to the doctor.
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  • Claim that you've been robbed of all your clothing, and all you have to wear are pajamas.
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  • boredom
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  • having an affair with boss' husband/wife and need to meet him/her
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  • need to watch Oprah
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  • need to go for a job interview elsewhere
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  • have to see parole officer
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  • I went golfing
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  • I was pooping and it got stuck half way.
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  • Speeding ticket (they may want to see it!)
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  • Car accident (again, where's the damage?)
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  • I'm going to be late because my mother forgot to wake me up.
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  • We're going to be late, because Jean fell off a bar stool and needs a bandaid.
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  • Leaving early because it looks like it might snow.
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  • My psychic told me not to go to work today.
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  • I can't come to work today because I can't find my shoes
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  • I am late coming to work because I needed time to find myself.
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  • i have started my monthly and need to go home to change.
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  • I hit every red light on the way
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  • I'm going to my boyfriend's family's BBQ (a co-worker used that too)
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  • Call in sick with a bad "fake" cough
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  • I need the day off to get ready for the Super Bowl.
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  • I'm sorry I'm late. I forgot it was Monday.
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  • Oh dear! My wife seems to have got in an accident. I have to go and meet her. Bye!
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  • My cat has a hairball
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  • There's a strange dog in my backyard and I'm afraid to go outside
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  • My hair is frizzy
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  • I dropped my keys down a drain and had to craftly get them back using a stick and some chewing gum.
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  • Upon waking up, I realised that I had somehow managed to fall asleep under a car after the wild party I had last night.
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  • I forgot where I worked.
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  • My cat had to go to the vet. After I realised I don't own a cat, I came straight to work.
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  • I attempted to avoid the lamp post that my car hit, but in doing so hit the elderly woman with an upset expression.
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  • I was having sex with my boyfriend, and my husband came home and caught us.
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  • I won't be coming in today, i'm in jail and you're my phone call.
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  • I had rectal bleeding and had to go to the ER (too much information!!!)
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  • My wife is ovulating.

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