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10 (or more) Things Spiderman 3 Taught Me
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Tags: spiderman 3, sam rami, education, lessons, society
Here's what Spiderman 3 was trying to tell us.
| 1. | If you find yourself running from the law, no problem! Just hop over the gate that says ‘DANGER! Particle Physics Experiment in progress’ and you’re in the clear. |
| 2. | EMOs (punk rock looking fashion) are a product of alien symbiosis |
| 3. | If your girlfriend is hanging from the roof of a demolished skyscraper, never fear. Nonchalantly take some pictures and introduce yourself to her father, who also doesn’t seem to give a shit. |
| 4. | Flipping pancakes and listening to vintage dance songs will only lead to adultery. |
| 5. | Black is the new red. And alien goo is the new cotton. |
| 6. | If you ever find yourself battling a giant sand person and a jagged-toothed photographer alongside your best friend who just tried to kill you, be sure that you and him exchange ‘witty’ banter at every opportunity. “I’m a little busy over here, buddy.” “I’d love to help you, but I’ve got my hands full, buddy” and so on. |
| 7. | If you want to kill someone real bad, then go to church and pray and maybe, if you’re lucky, God will provide you with an alien suit made of pure evil. |
| 8. | Sufferers of amnesia just can’t help smiling ridiculously and eating ice-cream. Oh life is good when you can’t remember anything. |
| 9. | Bad boys eat cookies, drink milk and mimic their lecturers down the phone in a hilarious manner. |
| 10. | Is your girlfriend feeling down? No problem, make her feel better by passionately upside-down kissing some really hot chick in front of her. |
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what a terrible movie! i am so glad it didn't do nearly as well the following weekend. that scene with Parker walking down the street, hair wetted down, giving the wink-and-gun to women was hilariously terrible
Comment by: Pratt
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