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Entourage: Johnny Drama Quotes  
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Johnny Drama is a character on HBO's hit TV show "Entourage" played by the actor Kevin Dillion. Drama is the older brother who couldn't make it in Hollywood but his little brother, Vince, did. Here are some of his most memorable quotes.

	Drama Road Rage
	I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.
	If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
	Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all... He was lookin' reeeeal good.
	Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in.
	His tears will basically act as the lubricant.
	North of Ventura Boulevard is hell's waiting room.
	Cigarettes, not pussy.
	Nobody appreciates their girlfriend. Until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I'm saying?
	Smart move E, you're going to need all your facilities.
	You gave her the "wave-nod," bro... She could smell your desperation from the door.
	According to some circles, that Barbie might be a Ken... She might have balls, Your Honor.... She's a HE, a Transformer, a hermaphrodite; something that just ain't right.
	I could already see his future. He's going to move in with Sloan, drive her daddy's Bentley and join a country club that restricts us.
	It's crazy coming down here not strapped.
	You should've started dating her next week, bro. Could have saved yourself some coin.
	I'll have the Barry Manilow CD ready for you.
	That’s not mean. ‘Mean’ is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I [had anal sex with her].
	Well, whenever you’re about to shoot, you get butterflies. But if you prepare to take care of your instrument, what can go wrong? Tony Danza taught me that.
	Viking Quest convention, ’99, a guy from Orlando offered me $50 to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvold costume.
	What if I fly myself out, put myself up, and give you a little something? If I don’t deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. As long as I’m on the call sheet and listed on IMDB, we’re all good. Such is my passion for movies.

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