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Best "Yo Mama!" Jokes
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Tags: yo mama, jokes, ugly, fat, greasy, stupid, old
Never be caught without a snappy comeback again! Here are some of the best Yo Mama! jokes around. Do you know of any more?
| | Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid. |
| | Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. |
| | Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. |
| | Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. |
| | Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes |
| | Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. |
| | Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. |
| | Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. |
| | Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her. |
| | Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone. |
| | Yo mama so old her social security number is 1. |
| | Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper |
| | Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. |
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"Yo mama..." will always be funny. Just like farting.
Comment by: Pratt
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