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The Best of "Murphy's Laws"  
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"Murphy's Law" has become a generic term for any statement that is witty and cynical. Here are some of the best ones:

	Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
	You never run out of things that can go wrong.
	No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
	If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
	The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
	Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
	If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
	An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
	All's well that ends.
	A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
	If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
	Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
	Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
	Every solution breeds new problems.
	Enough research will tend to support your theory.

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