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Conan O'Brien: In the Year 2000 - Jeff Goldblum
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This is the Jeff Goldblum version of the "In the Year 2000" skit from Late Night with Conan O'Brien:
| | "Justin Timberlake and American Idol's Justin Guarini will join forces on a hit single entitled 'Just Intolerable'." |
| | "The U.S. military will not have to remove Saddam Hussein from power after he leaves voluntarily to host the new '$20,000 Pyramid'." |
| | "Tired of being the subject of dirty limiricks, the old man from Nantucket will move to a new town called 'Coral Sex'." |
| | "Liza Minelli and her husband will indeed adopt a baby, however people will begin assuming it is their biological child when the baby begins popping tranquilizers in gay bars." |
| | "After getting engaged, P Diddy will try to protect his fortune by getting his fianceé to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, or 'pre-nup'. This ordinary legal transaction will from then on always be known as a 'p re-nup iddy'." |
| | "After failing to travel into space, Lance Bass will return from Russia and declare the whole thing to have been a hoax- he was never a musician or a singer." |
| | "Players will play, but umpires will strike leaving baseball games up to the honor system. While cheating rampantly, the Mets will still lose 100 games." |
| | "Bandits will attack Queen Elizabeth. To save her life she will have to call on the knights sworn to defend her-Elton John, Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney." |
| | "After their recent appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards, Guns 'n Roses will be forced to change their name to 'Chubby McGoo and the guys who aren't Slash'." |
| | "People who said Nicholas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley's marriage wouldn't last a lifetime are proven wrong when the couple dies during a high-speed race to divorce court." |
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Source:
NBC.com Conan O'Brien
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I love in the year 2000 and Conan!! Awesome and really funny!!!!
Comment by: Love-Eternal
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