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My Name is Earl: THE LIST  
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The whole premise of the NBC show My Name is Earl is this list of bad things he's done throughout his life. The show chronicles his absolving of those items. Here's the list as it currently stands.

	1: Stole ten dollars from a guy at the Camden Market
	2: Took money from car coin holder (seen in 1x24)
	3: Copped a feel off old (Miss Jones?) but I think she liked... (seen in 1x24)
	4: Blew Dad’s chance to be elected Mayor. (Earl resolves to keep it on the list until he regains his father's trust.)
	5: Picked my nose in public (seen in 1x24)
	6: Took Borrowed money from tip jar (seen in 1x24)
	7: I stole money from (cars?) ... (seen in 1x24)
	8: I did my best friend's ... Alot (seen in 1x24)
	9: Cheated alot on my school tests (seen in 1x24) (possible duplicate with #69)
	10: Experimented with (Baking soda?) (seen in 1x24)
	11: Took beer glass from cafe for ... as a present for Joy (seen in 1x24)
	12: Made a Lady think I was God
	18: Told an inappropriate story at Hank Lang's birthday party
	23: Peed in the back of a cop car
	24: Stole a number-ticker
	26: Robbed a stoner blind
	27: Made fun of people with accents
	29: Harassed a reporter
	33: Been a lazy lover
	37: Stole laptop
	38: Went clothes shopping at local laundromat
	40: Broke Dodge and Earl Jr.'s clubhouse
	41: Snatched a kid's Halloween candy when he came to my trailer to trick or treat
	42: Cut holes in all of Dad's shirts to show his nipples. (Earl claims this one "crosses itself off.")
	43: Racked a rich guy
	44: Picked on a French kid
	49: I've been wasteful
	50: Kicked Tom out of band
	51: Slept with Ralph's mom
	52: Stole spoons from library
	53: Put used gum under almost every table I've ever sat at (Randy started in 1x11, but probably didn't finish)
	56: Stole liquor from liquor store
	57: Gave Randy a "swirlie" when he was five
	58: Fixed a high school football game
	59: Everything I did to Dad
	60: Pulled fire alarm
	61: Stole Mom's car (but I gave it back)
	62: Faked death to break up with a girl
	63: Wasted electricity
	64: Spray painted the bridge
	64: Picked on Kenny James
	65: Cost Dad the election (Duplicate entry seen on the intro, see #4)
	66: Let mice out at school play
	67: Ran over Crackers (from 1x18)
	68: Blew up mailboxes
	69: Cheated on high school tests Alot
	71: Took magazine from neighbor's porch (from 1x10)
	72: Cheated on girlfriend and lied about it (from 1x10)
	73: Accidentally started a forest fire (from 1x10)
	73: Always took a penny, never left a penny
	74: Always ruined Joy’s Christmas
	75: Took wine from church (from 1x10)
	76: Stole Borrowed Mom's car (Note: probably a duplicate with #61) (from 1x10)
	77: Shoved an old lady out of the ... (from 1x10)
	78: Got drunk on Easter (see 73) (from 1x10)
	79: Killed cat trying to see if it ... (from 1x10)
	80: Parked in handicap ... (from 1x10)
	82: Borrowed silverware from Crab Shack
	83: Blew up mailboxes
	84: Faked death to break up with a girl
	85: Took clothes from ... laundramat
	86: Stole a car from a one-legged girl
	87: I broke into houses (seen in 2x03)
	88: Told Randy he would (land?) if he jumped (seen in 2x03)
	89: Broke into a house, had a party and didn't clean up
	91: Made fun of Maggie Lester
	98: Told Dodge & Earl Jr. we would have a father/son day at Mystery Fun Land and didn't take them
	101: Stole a girl's identity
	102: Harmed and possibly killed innocent people by second-hand smoke
	107: Put bleach in ... laundry detergent (from 1x17)
	108: Lost Dad's Mustang (Changed to "Lost my own car because I'm an idiot" by Earl's dad)
	109: Fixed wiring so neighbours didn't have power for a week
	110: Took money from Dad's sock drawer
	111: Accidentally broke Tom's Toe
	112: Let Donny Jones serve jail time for a crime I committed
	116: Parked in handicapped spot
	117: Kicked cat trying to see if it would land on its feet
	119: Ruined Joy's chance to get into art school
	121: Went to sex anonymous support group to pick up girls
	126: Helped myself to the tip jar at Crab Shack
	127: Stole a badge from a police officer
	136: I've been a litterbug
	139: Stole beer from a golfer
	140: Took ... pickup ... (is this the birdbath?)
	140: Forgot ... pick up ... school (seen on the list in 1x17)
	142: Had egg fight down a [main?/nice?] street
	143: Farted in Joy's Face
	144: Pulled whiskers from Randy's chin
	145: Dumped Jessie to marry Joy
	146: Puked in drum set
	147: Shot Gwen Waters in the ass with a BB
	148: Accidentally neutered Joy's breeding dog
	149: Screwed up Joy's baby pants
	150: fix Randy
	151: beat up Joy's [abnoxious?] internet friend
	152: Told Joy Bruce Willis was a ghost
	153: Broke Joy's fancy figurine
	154: Gave Joy a tape worm
	154: Put sugar in Ray's gas tank (seen on the list in 1x18)
	155: Sold Joy's hair
	156: Told Joy Dan Dodd messed himself on the golf course
	157: Aimed and set off bottle rockets at Randy when he was on a date
	158: Made Randy steal electronics and got caught (picture is still [busted?])
	159: Stole P's HD Cart
	164: Burned down a barn at the Right Choice Ranch
	171: Went to Sex Anonymous support group to pick up girls (seen on the list in 1x18)
	183: Never took Joy's side
	188: Slept with Linda who was married (assume Randy marked off)
	202: Stole a wallet from a guy at a gas station
	203: Stole various snacks and drinks from a local quick stop
	205: Gave Joy's car a dent, said it was a hit and run
	206: Refused to dance with Too-Tall Maggie at the eighth grade dance
	239: Made a kid scared of the boogeyman
	258: Took Donny away from his mother for for 2 years (Earl added this in Episode 2)
	259: Took Randy's one touchdown (Earl added this in Episode 3)
	260: Neglected Randy (Earl vowed never to mark this item off the list.)
	261: Ruined Joy's wedding
	262: Slept with Crab Man's fiancée
	263: Broke bus stop while looking for Poncho the blue fish (Added in Episode 16)
	264: Punched college student (Earl tried to cross it off but was unsuccessful.)
	265: Punch Tom in gut (seen in 1x18)
	265: Didn't pay taxes
	266: Never gave Mom a good Mother's Day
	267: Lost my own Mustang because I'm an idiot
	269: Got Catalina deported
	270: Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck
	273: Kept myself from being an adult

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Current list rating:  5.00

Comments: I love this show but I'm wondering how Earl is gonna get himself out of jail for next season. Comment by: buccicone.2