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"I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling": Worst Country Song Titles
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Country music has always had a reputation for being ridiculous, but these song titles take it to new heights. Touching on poignant topics such as beer, breakups and Jesus, there's something in here for everyone. Feel free to add some of your own!
| | Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone |
| | She's Actin' Single, I'm Drinkin' Doubles |
| | Did I Shave My Legs for This? |
| | I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life |
| | Get Your Tongue out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye |
| | The Pint of No Return |
| | I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling |
| | Drop Kick Me Jesus through the Goal Posts of Life |
| | She Feels Like a New Man Tonight |
| | She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft |
| | Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears |
| | All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down |
| | Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? |
| | Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed |
| | Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range |
| | Hog Sloppin' Time in the Hollow |
| | I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me |
| | I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger |
| | I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart |
| | I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better |
| | I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me) |
| | If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low |
| | If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead? |
| | I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones |
| | I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink |
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