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Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say
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If I were an odds-maker in Vegas, and I needed to decide whether a dad would say any of these things to anyone, I'd give have to give you 1,000 to 1 odds. These are some of the most fatherly contradicting statements ever!
| 1. | Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. |
| 2. | You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? |
| 3. | I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that. |
| 4. | Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY. |
| 5. | What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? |
| 6. | Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party. |
| 7. | Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. |
| 8. | No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. |
| 9. | Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. |
| 10. | Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal. |
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