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The Funniest Collection of Oxymorons - Made by YOU
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Government Organization

Alone Together

Personal Computer

Silent Scream

Living Dead

Same Difference

Taped Live

Plastic Glasses

Tight Slacks

Peace Force

Pretty Ugly

Head Butt

Working Vacation

Tax Return

Virtual Reality

Dodge Ram

Work Party

Jumbo Shrimp

Healthy Tan

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Funny! Especially the Microsoft Works!
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