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"I'll drive, you shoot": Corniest Lines in 'Transformers'  
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For a movie grossing over $67 million so far, 'Transformers' sure does have some corny dialogue! This makes 'Predator' seem like a masterpiece. Here are some of the best (or worst) cheesy lines in the 2007 blockbuster.

	George W. Bush: [to Air Force One flight attendent] Can you wrangle me up some Ding-Dongs, darlin'?
	Ironhide: Do you feel lucky, punk?
	Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: [to Mikela, when Barricade is chasing them under the freeway] In fifty years, do you want to be able to look back and say you had the guts to get in the car?
	Megatron: Give me the Allspark and you may live to be my pet.
	Optimus Prime: With the Allspark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: we are here, we are waiting. [last lines of the movie!]
	Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Wait, how do you know about the glasses? Optimus Prime: eBay.
	Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron. Megatron: No, it's just me, Prime. At the end of the day, one will stand. One will fall.
	Agent Simmons: She's a criminal. And criminals are HOT!
	Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was... the cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them... with life.
	Ratchett: [scanning Sam's body] The pheromone levels in the male indicate he wants to mate with the female.
	Mikela: I'll drive, you shoot!
	Keller: Are we talking about... invasion?

Lister: diperniac
Source: compiled from International Movie Database

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