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“Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.” Adam Sandler Quotes
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Adam Richard Sandler is an American comedian, screenwriter, director, producer, actor, and musician. After becoming a popular Saturday Night Live cast member, he went on to become a major Hollywood actor, starring in several $100 million films.
| | “Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.” |
| | “Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.” |
| | “Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!” |
| | “My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh, ... I mean, just like all friends hanging out -- that's the goal.” |
| | “Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.” |
| | “I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.” |
| | “Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!” |
| | “My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.” |
| | “I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.” |
| | “You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.” |
| | "Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle." |
| | "I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that." |
| | "I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself on screen, and I sure don't laugh." |
| | "I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn't on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do." |
| | "I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket." |
| | "I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience." |
| | "I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?" |
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