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Terrible Reviews of Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me"  
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Could Lindsay Lohan's week get any worse? After being arrested on DUI and cocaine possession charges earlier in the week, her new film "I Know Who Killed Me" is released on Friday and simultaneously crushed by film critics around the country. Here are just some of the terrible reviews:

	Even my old stand by of, "At least, it started on time," doesn't apply here. After a 20 minute delay in starting the movie, I had to assume the projector was taking an ethical stand and refusing to be party to the heinous act of showing this movie. - Willie Waffle, WaffleMovies.com
	I feel extremely disappointed with a thriller when I can tell 'who done it' before the main suspense kicks in. 'I Know Who Killed Me' is that kind of movie." - Betty Jo Tucker, ReelTalk Movie Reviews
	This sleazy, silly thriller is so bad it doesn't even seem to realize it's unadulterated kitsch. - Frank Swietek, One Guy's Opinion
	Lurid, over-sexualized, and boring when it's not being actively unpleasant.- Eric D. Snider, EricDSnider.com
	Watch the mallrats’ jaws drop as they pay to see the same old teen slicer-dicer, only to get this wacko hodgepodge of the Brian De Palma horror filmography and -- I swear to God -- Kieslowski’s The Double Life of Veronique. - Jim Ridley, L.A. Weekly
	The images, flooded in deep blues and reds, are vibrant and just plain gorgeous, turning even empty moments into chances to aesthetically wow the viewer. - Dustin Putman, TheMovieBoy.com
	Who could've predicted a bust for alleged cocaine possession, vocational self-destruction, and a general display of young Hollywood stupidity would be the career highlight of Lohan's weekend. - Brian Orndorf, eFilmCritic.com
	[Lohan]'s hitting rock-bottom onscreen, too. - Sean Means, Salt Lake Tribune
	There is no way that Lohan was in her right mind when she signed the contract for this one. - Dan Lybarger, eFilmCritic.com
	It makes you wonder what Lohan was thinking when she said yes to this project. - Christy Lemire, Associated Press
	"[A] sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn." - Lou Lumenick, New York Post
	The most ridiculous film of its sort since the arrival of the equally ridiculous Boxing Helena. (Yeah, it's that kind of bad.) - Scott Weinberg, FEARnet
	No matter how you feel about the actress, watching this once-promising talent go slumming in this kind of material is grotesque. - Jeff Vice, Deseret News, Salt Lake City
	Much like the career of its star, I Know Who Killed Me opens promisingly, starts to stumble in the middle and has gotten so laughably ridiculous by the final act that you can't take it seriously at all. - Brian Tallerico, UGO
	There is a part of me that wishes that I did have the nerve to recommend it after all because while it is terrible, it is the kind of strangely fascinating terrible that can make for an entertaining time at the movies under the right circumstances - Peter Sobczynski, FilmCritic.com
	Small wonder that distributor TriStar Pictures has gone to great pains to hide this fiasco from critics: It's certainly the worst movie Lohan has ever appeared in and it's a formidable contender for worst movie of the year, period. - James Sanford, Kalamazoo Gazette
	Having broken free of the Disney machine that molded her, Lohan now seems intent on destroying her career and credibility on her own terms. - Nathan Rabin, Onion AV Club
	With sky-blue tools, gloves and mask, the killer looks so much like a member of the Blue Man Group that you expect him to spit marshmallows at his victims. - Matt Pais, Metromix.com
	The script is shockingly tin-eared and inept. - Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel
	Simultaneously nasty and painfully dull. - Maitland McDonagh, TV Guide's Movie Guide
	What was Lindsay Lohan thinking? - Kurt Loder, MTV
	No review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed. Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News
	I Know Who Killed Me, ostensibly a horror thriller in the slice-and-dice vein of Captivity and Saw, bagged as many laughs in its bloodbath finale as anything in The Simpsons Movie. - Jan Stuart, Newsday
	It's sad to see the once-promising actress killing her career, between her self-destructive behavior behind the scenes and her poor judgment selecting scripts. - Lisa Rose, Newark Star-Ledger
	There's a fresh candidate in the running for worst movie of 2007 honors. - Michael Rechtshaffen, Hollywood Reporter
	A disaster that exerts a perverse fascination. - Joe Leydon, Variety
	A movie as incomprehensible as it exploitive. It winds its way to a climax that is almost stunning in its stupidity. - Terry Lawson, Detroit Free Press
	The film is so cheap, lurid and overwrought it could be made up of lost reels from Grindhouse, except it lacks the knowing, self-referential humor of that B-movie parody. - Colin Covert, Minneapolis Star Tribune
	Pretentious and inane, I Know Who Killed Me arouses unexpected sympathy for its embattled star. - Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times
	An intensely unpleasant killer-thriller mystery that has nevertheless been directed with low-budget craft by Chris Sivertson. - Ty Burr, Boston Globe

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Comments: I almost have to see this now just becuase it sounds so bad its entertaining Comment by: Pratt It was only a matter of time before LiLo hit the Torture Porn circuit. Comment by: buccicone.2