| | * Adam Sandler (ep. 802, AWESOM-O (name mentioned, not seen)) |
| | * Andy Richter (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) |
| | * Baldwin Brothers (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) |
| | * Ben Affleck (ep. 705, Fat Butt and Pancake Head, ep. 510, How to Eat With Your Butt) |
| | * Bill Cosby (ep. 512, Here Comes the Neighborhood, ep. 413 Trapper Keeper, ep. 212 Clubhouses) |
| | * Blink-182 |
| | * Bob Denver* |
| | * Bob Saget (ep. 113 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut) The boys send in a video to Americas funniest home videos, hosted by Bob Saget.) |
| | * Brent Spiner (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut as Conan O'Brien) |
| | * Brian Boitano (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) |
| | * Brooke Shields (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, voiced by Minnie Driver) |
| | * Buddy Ebsen* (as Barnaby Jones) |
| | * Carl Reiner |
| | * Carrot Top (N) (ep. 207 City on the Edge of Forever) |
| | * Céline Dion (ep. 201, Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus) |
| | * Cesar Millan The Dog Whisperer (ep. 1007,Tsst) |
| | * Cheech and Chong (V) (ep. 407, Cherokee Hair Tampons) |
| | * Christopher Reeve* (ep. 702, Krazy Kripples) |
| | * Chris Rock (N) (ep. 1101 With Apologies to Jesse Jackson) |
| | * Conan O'Brien (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, voiced by Brent Spiner) Conan invites Terrance and Phillip to his show, which was actually a trap to have them arrested. He then kills himself after realizing what a horrible mistake he had created. |
| | * Daisy Fuentes |
| | * David Caruso (Kyle says to Ike, "Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!" ep.101 Cartman Gets An Anal Probe) |
| | * David Hasselhoff (N) (Mr. Garrison looks like him after his rhinoplasty' ep. 111, Tom's Rhinoplasty) |
| | * Drew Carey (ep. 501, It Hits the Fan) |
| | * Eric Idle (V) (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) |
| | * Fred Savage (ep. 209, Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls) |
| | * Gene Hackman (ep. 702, Krazy Kripples, referenced to in Trapped in the Closet) |
| | * George Burns* (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, (N) ep. 704 Cancelled, ep. 1011, Hell on Earth 2006) |
| | * George Clooney (V) (ep. 104, as Stan's gay dog, Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride; ep. 1002, Smug Alert! as "Smug"; "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" as Dr. Gouache) |
| | * Helen Hunt (ep. 701, Cancelled) |
| | * Henry Winkler (V) (ep. 207, as Big Scary Monster, City on the Edge of Forever) |
| | * Hervé Villechaize* (ep. 704 Cancelled) - one of the forms Najix took, as Tatoo from Fantasy Island |
| | * Howard Stern (ep. 415, Fat Camp) |
| | * Jay Leno (V) (as himself in a Thanksgiving short presented in 1997 on The Tonight Show, ep. 113, as Kitty, Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut, ep. 207, as himself, City on the Edge of Forever) |
| | * Jennifer Aniston (V) (ep. 301, as Miss Stevens, Rainforest Schmainforest) |
| | * Jennifer Love Hewitt |
| | * Jennifer Lopez (ep. 705, Fat Butt and Pancake Head) |
| | * Jimmie Walker (N) (ep. 704 Cancelled) - one of the forms Najix took |
| | * John Travolta (ep. 511, The Entity and ep. 912, Trapped in the Closet) |
| | * Johnny Knoxville (ep. 415, Fat Camp) |
| | * Josh Meyers |
| | * Keanu Reeves (ep. 904, Best Friends Forever) |
| | * Korn (ep. 312, Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery) |
| | * Les Claypool (Lead Singer and Bassist of Primus, played the character playing the bass in the early theme song) |
| | * Leonardo Dicaprio (ep. 213, Cow Days) |
| | * Liza Minnelli (ep. 601, Freak Strike, grouped in with the talk show freaks union) |
| | * Malcolm McDowell (V) (ep. 405, live action narrator/ British Person, Masterpiece Theatre-style, Pip ) |
| | * Mel Gibson (ep. 804, The Passion of the Jew) |
| | * Michael Dorn (ep. 605, as Worf from Star Trek, Fun With Veal) |
| | * Michael Richards (ep. 1101, With Apologies to Jesse Jackson) |
| | * Minnie Driver (V) ("South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" as "Brooke Shields") |
| | * Natasha Henstridge (V) (ep. 111, as "Miss Ellen"; credited as "The Chick from Species", Tom's Rhinoplasty) |
| | * Nick Nolte (ep. 302, as announcer for Nobel Prizes, Spontaneous Combustion) |
| | * Nicole Kidman (ep. 912, Trapped in the Closet) |
| | * Patrick Duffy (ep. 103, Volcano) |
| | * Peter Serafinowicz (V) (ep. 1001, The Return of Chef) |
| | * Ricardo Montalban (ep. 704 Cancelled) - one of the forms Najix took, as Mr. Roarke from Fantasy Island |
| | * Richard Stamos - John Stamos' not-so-famous brother (ep. 104, Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride) |
| | * Rob Reiner (ep. 713, Butt Out) |
| | * Rob Schneider (The Biggest Douche in the Universe) |
| | * Robert Smith (ep. 112 Mecha-Streisand) |
| | * Rosie O'Donnell (ep. 413, Trapper Keeper) |
| | * Russell Crowe (ep. 604, The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer) |
| | * Sally Struthers (Several times, including Starvin' Marvin and Starvin' Marvin in Space) |
| | * Sidney Poitier (ep. 112, Mecha-Streisand) |
| | * Sonny* and Cher |
| | * Suzanne Somers |
| | * Sylvester Stallone (ep. 903, Wing) |
| | * Tina Yothers (ep. 107, Pink Eye) |
| | * Tom Cruise (ep. 912, Trapped in the Closet) |
| | * Tom Green (ep. 415, Fat Camp) |
| | * Tom Hanks who, according to Cartman, "can't act his way out of a nutsack" (ep. 209, Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls) |
| | * Tom Selleck (ep. 101, Cartman Gets An Anal Probe) |
| | * Tony Danza (ep. 301, as Man Sitting in Woods, Rainforest Schmainforest) |
| | * Walter Matthau* |
| | * Whoopi Goldberg (ep. 302, Spontaneous Combustion) |
| | * Will and Jada Pinkett Smith (Here Comes the Neighborhood) |
| | * Winona Ryder (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) |
| | * Ace of Base (V) (ep. 218, Prehistoric Ice Man) |
| | * Alan Jackson (ep. 612 A Ladder To Heaven) |
| | * Alanis Morissette (ep. 214, Chef Aid) |
| | * Barbra Streisand (ep.112 Mecha-Streisand, Spookyfish, Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) |
| | * The Beatles (ep. 214, Chef Aid in Chef's photo album) |
| | * Biggie Smalls* (ep. 1011 Hell on Earth 2006) |
| | * blink-182 (ep. 709 Christian Rock Hard) |
| | * Britney Spears (name mentioned in ep. 812, Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset) |
| | * Celine Dion (ep. 201, Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus) |
| | * Christina Aguilera (ep. 404, Timmy 2000, name mentioned in ep. 812, Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset) |
| | * Dean Martin* (ep. 410, Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?) - He was singing with others at a party with Satan in Hell. |
| | * Ronnie James Dio (ep. 313, Hooked on Monkey Phonics) |
| | * Eminem (name mentioned in ep. 903, Wing) |
| | * Elvis Presley* (ep. 211, Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods) - He wasn't really in this episode, Officer Barbrady was talking like him. |
| | * Enrique Iglesias (ep. 511, The Entity) |
| | * Fleetwood Mac and a goat as Stevie Nicks (ep. 509, Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants) |
| | * Frank Sinatra* (ep. 410, Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?) - He was singing with others at a party with Satan in Hell; (ep. 704 Cancelled) - one of the forms Najix took |
| | * Isaac Hayes (voice of "Chef") |
| | * James Hetfield (singing Kenny Goes to Hell in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) |
| | * Jennifer Lopez (ep. 705, Fat Butt and Pancake Head) |
| | * Joe Strummer* of The Clash (V) (ep. 214, Chef Aid) |
| | * Justin Timberlake (ep. 802, AWESOM-O) |
| | * Kenny G (ep. 317, Worldwide Recorder Concert) |
| | * Kid Rock (ep. 803, Up the Down Steroid) |
| | * Korn (V) (ep. 312, Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery) |
| | * Lil Kim (ep. 804, You Got F'd in the A) |
| | * Madonna (ep. 513, Kenny Dies) |
| | * Marilyn Manson (ep. 218, Prehistoric Ice Man) |
| | * Master P (ep. 512, Here Comes the Neighborhood) |
| | * Max Weinberg (South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut(does not speak)) |
| | * Meat Loaf (V) (ep. 214, Chef Aid) |
| | * Metallica, (James Hetfield, and Lars Ulrich) (ep. 709, Christian Rock Hard) |
| | * Michael Jackson (ep. 807 The Jeffersons) |
| | * Missy Elliott (N) (ep. 704 Cancelled, ep. 709 Christian Rock Hard) |
| | * Ol' Dirty Bastard* (V) (ep. 214, Chef Aid) |
| | * Ozzy Osbourne (V) (ep. 214, Chef Aid, ep. 709 Christian Rock Hard) |
| | * P. Diddy (ep. 808, Douche and Turd) |
| | * Phil Collins (ep. 404, Timmy 2000) |
| | * Philip Glass (ep. 110, Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo) |
| | * Primus (V) (Theme tune, ep. 214, Chef Aid) |
| | * R. Kelly (ep. 912, Trapped in the Closet) |
| | * Radiohead (V) (ep. 501, Scott Tenorman Must Die) |
| | * Rancid (V) (ep. 214, Chef Aid) |
| | * Rick James* (V) (ep. 214, Chef Aid) |
| | * Robert Smith (The Cure) (V) (ep.112 Mecha-Streisand) |
| | * Rod Stewart (ep. 316, Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus) |
| | * Sex Pistols (in Chef's photo album) (Sid Vicious) * |
| | * Sir Elton John (V) (ep. 214, Chef Aid. Also appears in An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig.) |
| | * Snoop Dogg (ep. 512, Here Comes the Neighborhood) |
| | * The Crystal Method (V) (ep. 214, Chef Aid) |
| | * Ween (V) (ep. 214, Chef Aid) |
| | * Wing (V) (ep. 903, Wing) |
| | * Yoko Ono (ep. 317, Worldwide Recorder Concert) |
| | * Barry Bonds (ep. 803, Up the Down Steroid) |
| | * Brent Musburger (V) (ep. 207, City on the Edge of Forever) |
| | * Brett Favre |
| | * Brian Boitano (The Spirit of Christmas, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - mentioned in the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?") |
| | * Don King (N) (ep. 704 Cancelled) - one of the forms Najix took |
| | * Jason Giambi (ep. 803, Up the Down Steroid) |
| | * John Elway (with the 1989/1991 Denver Broncos) |
| | * Kobe Bryant (ep. 512, Here Comes the Neighborhood) |
| | * Mark McGwire (ep. 803, Up the Down Steroid) |
| | * Michael Jordan (N) (ep. 704 Cancelled- one of the forms Najix took, name mentionned in ep. 903, Wing)) |
| | * Michael Buffer (Ringside Announcer) (V) (ep. 110, Damien) |
| | * O.J. Simpson (ep. 514 Butter's Very Own Episode) |
| | * Abraham Lincoln* (ep. 504 Super Best Friends; he tries to attack the group after he "rises" from the Lincoln Memorial, name mentioned in ep. 903, Wing)) |
| | * Adolf Hitler* (ep. 107, Pink Eye, ep. 1011, Hell on Earth 2006, ep. 314 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) |
| | * Al Gore (ep. 1006 Manbearpig) |
| | * Benjamin Franklin* (ep. 701, I'm A Little Bit Country) |
| | * Bill Clinton (ep. 314 The Red Badge of Gayness) |
| | * Hillary Clinton (ep. 1104 The Snuke) |
| | * Bill Gates (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, ep. 511 The Entity) |
| | * Bill O'Reilly |
| | * Brigham Young* (second leader of the Mormon church) |
| | * Cesar Millan (The Dog Whisperer; ep. 1007 Tsst) |
| | * Charles Manson (ep. 216, Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!) |
| | * Charlie Rose |
| | * Condoleezza Rice |
| | * David Blaine (ep. 504, Super Best Friends) |
| | * Diana, Princess of Wales* (ep. 1011 Hell on Earth 2006) |
| | * Dick Cheney (ep. 1009, Mystery of the Urinal Deuce) |
| | * Donald Rumsfeld (ep. 1009, Mystery of the Urinal Deuce) |
| | * Fidel Castro (ep. 416 The Wacky Molestation Adventure) After receiving a desperate letter from Kyle, Cuba is declared to be a democratic country. |
| | * Francis Ford Coppola, film director |
| | * Gary Condit (Congressman from California involved in the 2001 disappearance of Chandra Levy |
| | * George Lucas, film director |
| | * George W. Bush (ep. 1009 Mystery of the Urinal Deuce, ep. 1003, Cartoon Wars Part I, ep. 1004, Cartoon Wars Part II) |
| | * Gloria Allred |
| | * Jack Osbourne (son of Ozzy) |
| | * James Frey (author of A Million Little Pieces played out by Towelie in the episode A Million Little Fibers) |
| | * Jeffrey Dahmer* (ep. 1011 Hell on Earth 2006) |
| | * Rev. Jesse Jackson |
| | * Jim Lehrer |
| | * Jo Frost (Super Nanny; ep. 1007 Tsst) |
| | * John Adams* |
| | * John Bennett Ramsey (ep. 514 Butter's Very Own Episode) |
| | * John Dickinson* |
| | * John Edward (ep. 615 The Biggest Douche in the Universe) |
| | * John Walsh (host of America's Most Wanted) |
| | * John Wayne Gacy* (ep. 1011 Hell on Earth 2006) |
| | * John Wilkes Booth* (as a statue) |
| | * Johnnie Cochran* (see Chewbacca defense) |
| | * Joseph Smith* (founder of the Mormon church) |
| | * Karl Rove (George W. Bush's senior advisor) |
| | * Kathie Lee Gifford (ep. 102 Weight Gain 4000) |
| | * Krishna* (ep. 504, Super Best Friends) |
| | * Kurt Loder |
| | * L. Ron Hubbard* ep. 912 Trapped in the Closet (science fiction author, founder of scientology) |
| | * Lao Tse* |
| | * Larry King |
| | * Leonard Maltin (ep. 112, Mecha-Streisand) |
| | * Mahatma Gandhi* (ep. 1011, Hell on Earth 2006, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) |
| | * Mao Zedong* (ep. 410, Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?) He was singing with others at a party with Satan in hell. |
| | * Mark Fuhrman (ep. 1101, With Apologies to Jesse Jackson) |
| | * Martha Stewart (ep. 608 Red Hot Catholic Love) Martha Stewart makes a quick appearance in this episode on TV, showing people how to cook a turkey, then eat it with your butt. |
| | * Martin Harris* One of the founding leaders of the Mormon church |
| | * Maury Povich (ep 601, Freak Strike]] |
| | * Michael Moore |
| | * Mikhail Fradkov (N) (ep. 913, Free Willzyx) - in Russian government. |
| | * Mr. T (ep. 204, Ike's Wee Wee) He makes a brief appearance in the Jeep when Mr. Mackey is taken to rehab. |
| | * Muhammad* |
| | * Oprah Winfrey (ep. 1005, A Million Little Fibers) Oprah Winfrey invites Towlie onto her show to talk about his new book, but when it is revealed he is a towel and not a real human, her fans become angry, which leads her to take drastic measures. Meanwhile, her vagina and asshole are trying to get her fired so she can "pay attention" to them. |
| | * Osama bin Laden (ep. 509, Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants) After the boys are accidentally sent to Afghanistan, Osama Bin Laden kidnaps them and makes a video tape revealing his hostages. The boys escape, and it's up to Cartman to take care of the completely insane terrorist. |
| | * Paris Hilton (ep. 812, Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset) Paris Hilton opens a Stupid Spoiled Whore store in South Park, leading all of the girls to dress and act like her becoming whores, while she herself searches for a new pet, setting her sights on Butters. |
| | * Pat O'Brien |
| | * Pat Sajak (ep. 1101 With Apologies to Jesse Jackson) |
| | * Patsy Ramsey* (ep. 514 Butter's Very Own Episode) |
| | * Pope John Paul II* (ep. 608 Red Hot Catholic Love) |
| | * Princess Diana* (ep. 1011, Hell on Earth 2006) |
| | * Saddam Hussein* (with a Terrance & Phillip-style body) |
| | * Steve Forbes |
| | * Steve Irwin* (ep. 218 Prehistoric Ice Man ep. 1011 Hell on Earth 2006) |
| | * Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Inc. |
| | * Steven Spielberg |
| | * Ted Bundy* (ep. 1011 Hell on Earth 2006) |
| | * Ted Koppel, host of ABC's Nightline |
| | * Ted Turner |
| | * Thomas Jefferson* |
| | * Vanna White (ep. 1101 With Apologies to Jesse Jackson) |
| | * Vladimir Putin (N) (ep. 913, Free Willzyx) - The Russian President refused to help the boys. |
| | * The Fab 5 from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy |
| | * John and Patricia* Ramsey, The parents of JonBenét Ramsey (ep. 514, Butters' Very Own Episode) |