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Things You Should Never Say During Sex  
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A few things to avoid saying during sex:

	"Let me show you something I was doing with your sister”
	"I'll be done in one second"
	“Hurry up, five minutes till Sportscenter”
	“Ahh, candlelight, the poor man’s airbrush”
	“And here I thought only women could fake it”
	“Didn’t I mention the video camera?”
	“Would you please hurry…this room rents by the hour”
	“My old girlfriend used to do it a lot longer”
	“A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!”
	“Holy shit, are those real?”
	"Did I tell you my parents are coming over?"
	“You’re not the kind that thinks this actually means something, are you?”
	“Have you ever considered liposuction?”
	“Umm…what tampon?”
	“So, does your boyfriend own a gun?”
	“That’s just a rash”
	“Does it normally smell like this?”
	“You’re almost as good as my girlfriend”
	“Wouldn’t this be more fun if we invited your girlfriends?”
	“I thought you had the key to the handcuffs!”
	“Something my mom taught me…”
	Things you should never say during sex
	“Try breathing through your nose, babe.”
	“Where’s the remote?”
	“C’mon, you’ve taken bigger shits then this…it’ll fit.”

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