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The Perks of Being An Old FART... Or at least being over 50  
PROs/CONs 

Tags: old, health, mature, adult, old fart, over 50, old man, old woman, senior citizen, oldster, John Edwards

Someone sent me this starter list of the perks of being over 50. Nothing like a positive attitude. Even if you're not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to. So not matter what age forward this to anyone you can remember!! But before you forget, add something to it, old farts

1.	Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.	In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3.	No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4.	People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you???"
5.	People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6.	There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7.	Things you buy now won't wear out.
8.	You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9.	You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10.	You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11.	You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12.	You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13.	You sing along with elevator music.
14.	Your eyes won't get much worse.
15.	Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.	Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
17.	weather service.
18.	Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
19.	Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
20.	You can't remember who sent you this list
21.	You can't remember who gave you this T-shirt (so no need to send thank you's)

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