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Ten Things to Never Say to a Woman  
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I promise you do not want to say these things to a woman...

1.	"Relax"
2.	"I love you" (During a fight)
3.	"It's up to you" (A.K.A. "Whatever you want to do is fine with me")
4.	"You knew I was this way when you married me"
5.	(Nothing)
6.	"What did you do to your hair?"
7.	"They both look the same to me."
8.	"I've got it all under control."
9.	"You're not one of those feminists, are you?"
10.	"When are you due?"
11.	"You're being emotional."
12.	"You're acting just like your mother/my mother/my ex-girlfriend."
13.	"You complete me."
14.	"Do you really think you should be eating that?"

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