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Everyone remembers "No soup for you" and "Serenity now!" But here is a collection of all of the funniest quotes from the TV sitcom.

	"No soup for you!--Soup Nazi
	"Who's going to turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's minty, it's very refreshing!" --Kramer
	"You stole my Jesus fish." --Puddy
	"Hellooooooooooooo! La la la." --Jerry
	"He's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo." --George
	"Serenity Now!" --Frank Costanza
	"She's got man hands." --Jerry
	"I've yada yada'd sex!" --Elaine
	"Jerry was necking during Schindler's List." --Mrs. Seinfeld
	"They' re real and they're spectacular." --Sidra
	"My boys are free and lovin' it!" --Kramer
	"And you want to be my latex salesman" --Jerry
	"My name is George, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents" --George
	"You double dipped the chip." --Timmy
	"Festivus for the rest of us!" --Frank Costanza
	"If it were sociably acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet." --George
	"But are you still master of your domain?" --Jerry
	"We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that." --Jerry
	"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" --George
	"You're killing independent George!" --George
	"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" --Jerry
	"Hello, Jerry." --Newman

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