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NC-17 EXPLICIT New Sexual Acts (not for kids!)  
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IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 STOP READING IMMEDIATELY! ......Otherwise... enjoy!

	The Dick Van Dyke - This is when a straight guy actually gets to have sex with a lesbian.
	The Dirty Sanchez - smearing fecal matter under the nose of the giving partner in the form of a moustache during oral sex
	The Cleveland Steamer - a form of coprophilia, where a man or a woman defecates on a partner's chest.
	The Rusty Trombone - a man in a standing position with knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus. The other partner typically is on his or her knees behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man, mimicking the motions of a trombone player.
	Ol' Faithful - A woman pours a can of coke into her vagina; then shoves a Mentos in, and whalla!
	Danza slap - Slapping a woman's face with your penis. Refers to the urban legend that the actor Tony Danza starred in adult movies where he performed this act.
	Frozen Pudding Pop - You put ice in a girl/guys butt; then have anal sex with the chilled orifice.
	North American Speckled Clam Diver - This is when oral sex is being performed on a woman and she passes gas right in the giver's face. The resulting act leaves a speckled poop residue all over the giver's face.
	The Sunday Circular - You try and insert the entire Sunday Newspaper (rolled up) into a woman's vagina.
	Rimjob - Performing oral sex on the anus, especially licking the edge of the anus.
	A Taco Fondue - Cheese is placed inside the woman's vagina; the man's penis is inserted and then taken out (with cheese residue on it). The penis is then immediately put into the woman's mouth.
	A Cherry Slurpee - A man ejaculates into a woman's vagina when she is having her period. He then goes down on her and uses a straw to get all the goodness out.
	An Oakland Face Mask - A man ejaculates on the woman's face; she rubs it all over her face, then lets it dry. And goes about her day...
	The Burning Bush - A man dips his penis in hot sauce, then has sex with a woman. Ouch!
	A Texas Tea Bag - A man dangles his testicles on a woman's face while squatting over her. He then defecates onto her face.
	The Pillsbury Doughgirl - A man has sex with a very fat woman's "folds" in her stomach.
	Fire in the Hole - A one man takes a big hit off a cigarette (or bong) and blows the smoke into a woman's vagina. Another man then quickly cups his mouth around the woman's vagina and inhales the smoke. (THIS ONE MAY KILL THE WOMAN, SO, DON"T EVEN TRY IT)
	reach around - the act of performing anal sex on a man reaching around to the front to simultaneously give him a HAND JOB.
	Cristal Gyser - Champagne is poured into a woman's anus. She then jumps up and down and then bends over and lets the bubbles fly!
	The Krispy Kreme - You put self-rising bread dough in a woman's vagina, have sex with her and you end up with a cream filled eclair in no time.
	The Litter Box - A woman defecates into a man's mouth. Then takes the scat and using only his mouth, spits it into her vagina.
	red wings - Oral sex performed on a woman while she is menstruating
	Eye Balled - This can only take place with a person that has a glass eye. They simply take it out and the socket is penetrated with the penis.
	A Streisand Stuffer - This involves a man with a micropenis, or a woman with a very large nose. The man inserts his penis into her nostril and has sex.

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