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If You Watched the Edited Version, You Missed Out...
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Tags: movie, editting, version, cut, Rated R, TV, television, swear, sex, blood
The edited for television versions of these great movies really f***ing suck a$$!
| | Pulp Fiction - a PG heroin scene? |
| | Gladiator - the same reason Romans went to the Coliseum is why Americans loved this movie |
| | Showgirls & Striptease - basically the same movie, and we all know why we sat through 2 hrs of it (or directly fast forwarded thru it) |
| | Requiem for a Dream - like the difference between crack and weed |
| | Goodfellas - the Mob is inherently R-rated |
| | Se7en - makes the seven sins seem punishable with a slap on the wrist |
| | Boogie Nights - might as well put edited Jenna Jameson PORN on TV |
| | The Breakfast Club - take away Anthony Michael Hall smokin' doobies in the library and there's nothing left |
| | Die Hard - "Yippee-Kay-Yay" with no "mother fucker" at the end just sounds stupid |
| | Fargo - two words.... Wood Chipper |
| | The Brain That Wouldn't Die - no stripper catfight, what a pity. But the monster in the closet doesn't bite a chunk out of the Dr's neck, that's a crime. |
| | Flesh and the Fiends (AKA Mania) - missing the nudity, startling for the time, filmed for the "continental" version |
| | King Kong (the original from 1933) - used to be shown minus the scene with Kong removing and sniffing Fay Wray's nightie, not to mention scenes of natives getting stomped by the big ape |
| | The Awful Dr. Orlof - early Jess Franco horror had several topless scenes (this is 1964) that were always gone from the TV showings |
| | The Day The Earth Caught Fire - rarely shown on TV, but always without the smoldering scene of Janet Munro, naked in bed, with the covers inching downward |
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