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Some of the Worst Editted Dialogue for Movies on TV
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Unless you are Matt & Trey you don't dare to cuss on national television, so every one of these movies took a real hit when they changed the cool dialogue to this crap:
| | "Go fuck your mother" becomes "Go feel your mother" - Goodfellas |
| | Billy Batts says "He could make your shoes look like friggin' mirrors. 'Scuse my language" -- thus apologizing for a swear he doesn't say - Goodfellas |
| | Tommy's outburst "Motherfuckin' mutt!" (after Billy Batts says "Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box") somehow becomes "Get my shine box??" - Goodfellas |
| | Henry's reassurance to Karen, "You know who goes to jail? Nigger stick-up men," becomes the more PC "stupid stick-up men" -- but earlier, when a truck driver says "Two niggers just stole my truck," it remains unchanged - Goodfellas |
| | A few times, "motherfucker" becomes something like "marmaluka"; "prick" becomes either "mick" (as in the slang for Irishman) or "punk" - Goodfellas |
| | When the young Henry gets out of court and Paulie greets him with "You broke your cherry!", it becomes "No more virgin!" - Goodfellas |
| | One of Tommy's more famous lines, "You're a fuckin' mumblin', stutterin' little fuck," becomes "You're a friggin' mumblin', stutterin' little fink," which doesn't quite have the same ring to it - Goodfellas |
| | "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond!" The edited version loses all meaning. "...Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal in his fist..." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
| | "You can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.", in reference to Cameron's love life. The edited version at least makes sense: "You can't respect somebody who licks your boots..." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
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