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Top 10 Best Seinfeld Pick-Up Lines
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These are some of the best pickup lines from the TV show:
| 1. | Jerry: Tennis anyone? |
| 2. | Jerry: You wouldn't know by looking at me... but I can run really fast. |
| 3. | My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. |
| 4. | (get a personalized license plate that reads: "ASSMAN") |
| 5. | "Hi, I'm Jerry. How do you like my pants?" |
| 6. | Jerry: "You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England" |
| 7. | George Costanza: You see, we are collectors. When we see objects of great beauty, we must have them. |
| 8. | (guy on the street to Elaine) You're probably one of those women who don't like to give out their phone numbers. |
| 9. | [at a bar] Cosmo Kramer: These pretzels are making me thirsty! |
| 10. | (just take it out) |
| 11. | (Jerry's first words to the woman who wears the same dress everyday and ignoring Elaine as she tries to get the Schwinn Stingray bicycle off the wall) ... "You know, the only way to really help her is to let her be." |
| 12. | George: Actually, I'm a writer... not a bad way to earn a buck. Well I'll tell ya Stacy, it's a lot of hard work, but, it comes fairly easy to me. Some people write symphonies - this is my gift. |
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I love the "You wouldn't know by looking at me... but I can run really fast." one... hilarious
Comment by: Anonymous I bet there are more than this... anyone seen any others?
Comment by: Ryan Pratt This is pretty funny! :)
Comment by: queenofthecarnival Was interesting, as I am a big fan of the old Seinfield show.
Comment by: bebbiesad Funny stuff. Thanks!
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Here are a few more funny pick up lines for your enjoyment:
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two...
(Taken from http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com/funny.html )
Comment by: JoeSmith1980
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