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Tags: pickup, lines, dating, bar, love, women, men

These might actually work on some people...

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  • Here I am! Ok, you have two wishes left...
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  • I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but notice you over here not noticing me.
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  • I was saving this rose for the most beautiful woman I saw tonight...
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  • Can you help me? My mom says I have to get a date by tomorrow or she's kicking me out! (works better if you DON'T live at home)
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  • Hi, I lost my phone number, could I have yours instead?
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  • I only have six weeks to live. Want to help me spend my inheritance?
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  • I love your outfit, it matches the leather in my Ferrari perfectly...
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  • Are you tired? Because you've been running around in my head all night!
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  • Excuse me, but didn't I know you in a past life?
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  • The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name...
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  • Excuse me, do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.
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  • Hi, I was staring at you from over there, but I thought it would be easier from here.
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  • Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
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  • Are you going to talk to me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
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  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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  • I think the cops are looking for you, because you've stolen every guy's heart in here!
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  • Can I have it back please? You took my breath away!
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  • Did you just grab my butt? No, well, want to?
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  • Hi, you have something in your eye- no wait, it's just a twinkle.
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  • Could I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams!
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  • The sky must be falling, because I just found an angel!
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  • Could you pinch me please? Because you're the girl of my dreams.
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  • Can I buy you a drink to celebrate? I just got paroled!
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  • Should I call you in the morning, or just roll over and just wake you up?
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  • Can I buy you a drink? I've only got an hour before the asylum comes looking for me.
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  • My best friend bet me that I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room, can you help me out?
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  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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  • I need a straight jacket- you're driving me crazy!
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  • I'm sorry, there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you!
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  • Hello, I could be your Mister Right, or at least Mister Right Now...
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  • Excuse me, but aren't we related? Want to be?
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  • Put me in a Zoo, because you drive me wild!
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  • Excuse me, but my friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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  • I can't hear the music- my heart has been singing so loudly since I first saw you!
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  • Hi, pull my finger!
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  • Hey what do you say we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to fantasize about later anyway?
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  • You don't look like a broom, but you just swept me off my feet...
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  • No wonder it's dark out, you stole the stars from the sky!
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  • I'm like a candy bar, totally sweet and half nuts. Want a bite?
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  • That dress/skirt/top looks great on you, but it'd look even *better* crumpled up on the floor next to my bed.

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