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Brilliant Calvin & Hobbes Quotes  
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A collection of some genius Calvin & Hobbes quotes:

	Reality continues to ruin my life.
	Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
	A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
	Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
	That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
	What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
	"Bad news Dad. Your polls are way down."..."My polls?"... "You rate especially low among tigers and six year old white males."
	"What state do you live in?"... "Denial."

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Current list rating:  5.00

Comments: Automatic 5.00 rating for bringing Calvin n Hobbes in. By far the best comic of all time! "Bad news Dad. Your polls are way down."..."My polls?"... "You rate especially low among tigers and six year old white males." ha! Comment by: maddo