| 1. | High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered "early". |
| 2. | You have more beer than food in your fridge. |
| 3. | Weekends start on Thursday. |
| 4. | 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up. |
| 5. | You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese. |
| 6. | The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case. |
| 7. | Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed. |
| 8. | You know how late McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Qdoba, etc. are open. |
| 9. | You think it’s the weekend on a Wednesday and you don’t know what month it is. |
| 10. | You can't remember the last time you washed your car. |
| 11. | Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule. |
| 12. | You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day. |
| 13. | You get drunk dialed on any night of the week. |
| 14. | You wash dishes in the bathroom sink. |
| 15. | You’ve fallen off a loft bed. |
| 16. | You talk about beer pong like it’s a sport. |
| 17. | Finding random people in your house is perfectly normal, and you even sympathize with them... sometimes when you wake up you have no idea where you are. |
| 18. | Your primary news sources are the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. |
| 19. | You open a beer at 10 am and your roommate asks you if there’s more. |
| 20. | The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one. |
| 21. | Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t. |
| 22. | You go to Target or Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week. |
| 23. | You wear the same jeans for 13 days without washing them. |
| 24. | Your breakfast consists of a coke or cereal bar on the way to class... anything with caffeine will do. |
| 25. | Quarters are like gold. |
| 26. | Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some ramen noodles. |
| 27. | You live in a house with three couches, none of which match. |
| 28. | You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc... |
| 29. | You talk to your roommate on instant messenger when you’re both home. |
| 30. | You ask people what YOU did last night. |
| 31. | Certain things are now deemed "Facebook worthy." When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them. |
| 32. | You’ve seen a hit and run involving a bicyclist/pedestrian. |
| 33. | You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them. |
| 34. | You sleep more in class than in your room |
| 35. | Your idea of a square meal is a box of Pop-Tarts. |
| 36. | You've traveled with bags of dirty clothes. |
| 37. | You go home to do your laundry because you're too poor to pay the $2... or too lazy to go to a change machine. |
| 38. | You pay $100 for a book you don't read once, return it four months later, and get $7. |
| 39. | More than 20% of your household furnishings are made from milk crates. |
| 40. | You recognize the meat in the dorm soup as yesterday's meatloaf, and thus decide to eat a nice bowl of cereal - a safe bet for any meal. |
| 41. | You use words like "thus" (see #40). |
| 42. | You throw out bowls and plates because you don't feel like washing them. |
| 43. | Your beer pong table is nicer than all your other tables. |
| 44. | It takes preparation... and 3 people... to take out your garbage. |
| 45. | Going to the library is a social event. |
| 46. | You wear flip flops in the shower your freshman year... you know why. |
| 47. | You start joining clubs because of the free food. |
| 48. | Visits home depend on how much money you have for gas. |
| 49. | You skip one class to write a paper for another. |
| 50. | You have no idea where your tuition money is going... technology fees? I think not. |
| 51. | Bicycles don't seem as lame as they did in high school. |
| 52. | You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due. |
| 53. | Girls: You've balanced your foot on a shampoo bottle to shave. |
| 54. | Your backpack is giving you scoliosis. |
| 55. | You've written a check for 45 cents or stopped to get $2.00 of gas. |
| 56. | Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition. |
| 57. | Going to the mailbox becomes an ego booster/breaker. |
| 58. | Most of your T.A.'s are foreign...what's the deal? |
| 59. | You never realized so many people are smarter than you. |
| 60. | You never realized so many people are dumber than you. |
| 61. | Western Europe could be wiped out by a terrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite the last episode of your favorite show verbatim. |
| 62. | Care packages rank right up there with birthdays. |
| 63. | You craft ways to make any game into a drinking/stripping game. |
| 64. | You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies. |
| 65. | Printers break down only when you desperately need them. |
| 66. | Anything can be cooked in a microwave. |
| 67. | Two words: bike cops. |
| 68. | You have Safe Ride programmed into your phone. |
| 69. | Old school Nintendo... and guitar hero... are pretty much the best things ever. |
| 70. | Going to the grocery at midnight is completely normal. |
| 71. | You call restaurants that deliver more than you call your own family. |
| 72. | You've paid bills over $5... in coins. |
| 73. | You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ i-pod. |
| 74. | Hoodies and sweatpants become the norm - jeans are considered "dressy" at certain occasions... like school. |
| 75. | A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas. |
| 76. | Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable. |
| 77. | Your professors speak English... as a second language. |
| 78. | Your teachers swear in class and no one cares. |
| 79. | Candles in your dorm room are considered contraband, but cigarettes are ok. |
| 80. | You take condiment packets and napkins from fast food restaurants - hey, they're free. |
| 81. | Betta fish are like your family. |
| 82. | You bring back socks from the laundry room that may or may not be yours. |
| 83. | You know what people carrying suspiciously heavy backpacks after dark are doing... |
| 84. | The elevators take forever but you'll wait 10 minutes just so you don't have to climb stairs. |
| 85. | Your roommate asks you to check the weather on your computer when they're standing 5 feet away from the door. |
| 86. | Showers become more of an issue. |
| 87. | You press the automatic door opener instead of simply grabbing the handle when you approach a door. |
| 88. | Christmas lights seem to be acceptable all year round. |
| 89. | Class size doubles on exam days. |
| 90. | You donate plasma even though you know it's pretty sketchy. |
| 91. | You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you. |
| 92. | You've bought Christmas presents from the book store and charged it to your student account so your parents pay for the gifts because you're too broke. |
| 93. | You begin to include ketchup on your list of acceptable vegetables. |
| 94. | You stay on campus for hours in between classes when it's too cold to walk home. |
| 95. | People have to help you kick the vending machine just so you can get your 50 cent bag of chips. |
| 96. | There's always a "question kid" in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up. |
| 97. | You steal dishes from the cafeteria so you don't have to wash your own. |
| 98. | Laundry is an all-day event. |
| 99. | You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them. |
| 100. | It's illegal to drink in the dorms yet they sell an assortment of shot glasses, beer mugs, tankards, etc. in the bookstore. |
| 101. | You find your list of acceptable napping places expanding daily to increasingly uncomfortable locations. |
| 102. | You fill out credit card applications for the free food. |
| 103. | You've eaten cereal out of a cup... with a fork. |
| 104. | Dressing up for Halloween becomes cool again. |
| 105. | You know at least one person who has dropped his/her cell phone into a toilet. |
| 106. | You hang multiple shirts on the same hanger to save space/money. |
| 107. | You become increasingly annoyed with the "old" people in class - props to them for going back to college but they generally ask really, really annoying questions. |
| 108. | You admire people's alcohol bottle shrines. |
| 109. | You set your clock 5-10 minutes ahead so you can potentially make it to class on time. |
| 110. | You check ratemyprofessor.com (or something of the like) before choosing your class schedule. |
| 111. | You text faster than you type. |
| 112. | You only find out a class is cancelled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes. |
| 113. | You actually start using coupons, especially those school coupon books. |
| 114. | You open canned food and eat it... out of the can. |
| 115. | You run out of black ink and, instead of buying a new ink cartridge, decide blue is a nice substitute... adds a little flair. |
| 116. | You have numbers in your phone with labels like “Sketchy Steve” and “Alcohol Guy.” |
| 117. | The food in your fridge may or may not be older than your little brother. |
| 118. | You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next. |