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Probably Best Bucket List Ever
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Things to do before I die
| 1. | Punch a cop |
| 2. | Rob a bank |
| 3. | Steal a car and drive it off a cliff but jump out at the last minute |
| 4. | Commit identity theft and spend a million dollars |
| 5. | Buy seven kittens |
| 6. | Give them laser eyes |
| 7. | Take over the EU and turn it into a giant paper plate factory |
| 8. | Grow seven more legs |
| 9. | Destroy world's supply of cheese |
| 10. | Arrest Jupiter |
| 11. | Get Jesus drunk |
| 12. | Eat own head |
| 13. | Cheat Death. Gotta do that before you die, right? |
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You're right, this probably is the best Bucket List ever... have you seen the movie yet?
Comment by: Anonymous Number 9 is an evil plan indeed. Maybe you could combine it with number 10, buy framing Jupiter? Just a though.
Comment by: nzperson1 Funny
Comment by: Patki This really is hilarious. I'm wondering why the number 7 on how many kittens you would buy? Number 13 is very clever.
Comment by: jettyheartsyou This list is very amusing and creative. However, I hope you don't do any of these actions, especially identity theft.
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